You are hereby invited to my 30th birthday party, which will be held at 16 Nursery Walk in Cambridge on the first Saturday in September. Things will be starting at about lunchtime and continuing until late, so you can arrive when you like. We should have beer and a barbecue, so please bring appropriate food and any necessary drink.
I have had an amazing lack of tuits when it comes to organizing this, so please excuse the slap-dashery and lateness of the invitation.