IPv6 Excuse Bingo

There's no ROI on deploying IPv6 We would have to rewrite our entire application to support it What's IPv6? Our Dynamic DNS doesn't support it We can use RFC6598
It's not supported by Google Compute None of our customers want it It's on our roadmap IPv6 is slower than IPv4 Too many people have broken IPv6 stacks
Our recursive DNS can't handle the extra load Github doesn't support IPv6 Can't we just buy more IPv4 addresses? Our vendor doesn't support it
IPv6 just isn't a priority I don't want to lose the security provided by NAT We'll deploy IPv6 right after we deploy DNSSEC Our business intelligence team can't even parse IPv4 logfiles Our DDOS mitigation platform can't monitor IPv6
We don't have a lab to test it My transit provider doesn't support IPv6 It'll break our GeoIP IPv6 is a security risk IPv6 is just a fad
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