Some time before Peter Jackson’s Fellowship of the Ring was released, Simon Tatham and Vicky Clarke came up with an evil visual pun which absolutely cried out to be printed onto some t-shirts, and so it duly was.

It has since become the envy of fannish people everywhere, to the extent that I foolishly let myself be pursuaded that it would be a good idea to organise another print run. However, as was the case with Simon’s earlier printing this turned out to require much more time and effort than I expected, so neither of us plan to organize another one.

However, if you really want one, you have Simon’s and Vicky’s permission to contact Talking T’s (the shop that printed the shirts) and organize it yourself. It would also be nice if you dropped us a line so we know who’s doing this.